Thursday night and a mad dash for the train…. all proceeded by: Monday - which was more focusing of minds on mathematical problems. Having shaken off the “sit around and talk” brigade, there’s much doing get done in the form of adding up and taking away and such. Of course there is a place for those that sit and talk and change the way things are written, and it is an important part of the entire process, but they always seem to me to not really have their goals figured out, be incapable of reusing any previous written capitol in any meaningful way, and spend so much time talking that they ru. Out of time to writ, and end up writing rubbish. I know, given a deadline that everything gets compressed and squished until the very last 5 minutes of available time - seems to be a natural human way of doing anything big and complex - but I always think of it as a dumb way to behave. If you know it’s going to happen, why not plan for it appropriately so that it doesn’t. I’m quite sure that all those involved would be far less stressed and enjoy much longer, productive and thus fruitful lives - instead of worrying themselves into an early grave. (Probably me included)…. The RC and I ventured out into the cold shopping center of Sheppards Bush that is Westfield to a “Jaime Oliver’s Italian” restaurant. Not really anything to write home about, but perfectly edible all the same. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy cooking some of Mr O’s dishes from his myriad of books designed to keep him in scooters and holidays for the rest of his adult life, but I could just have easily been in any number of “Italian” restaurants that aren’t really Italian. It was…. fine….. and bloody freezing on the walk back to the Hotel. Stupidly at 6am stood on the platform back home - I realised that I’d left my coat behind…. Brace Yourself… Winter is coming…. Tuesday - yet more Maths, interspersed with assisting managers who should know better in the ways of complex approvals which should be easier. Obviously given the complexity of some of this work, the right thing to do is to make it as difficult as possible to achieve the goals you’ve set.
Tuesday evening however, involved organising a few of the troops into a bit of proper food/entertainment, and pleasingly I even managed to persuade The RC - a man who would rather not expand his eating horizons too far… Yet. He’s a good man though, and is remarkably good company given that he’s in a bit of a tight spot with this particular job. I’m trying to help him out and keep his spirits up. As a result the Stoke chef and I dragged a few of the more willing members of our troupe over to Farringdon and up Jerusalem passage to a cracking little Belgian place called “The Dove Tail”. The beer menu is much bigger than the food menu, and both of them are excellent. Highly recommended and a very reasonable price too.
Wednesday - Fewer mathematical problems, and an influx of issues driven by muddle managers and the like. Oh yes, the sit around and talk brigade have been sitting around and talking. Seems like some doing is needed, and why on earth would they want to do that when thes plenty more talking to be done. No doubt they feel the answer is to divert the people who are tring to get the Maths and approvals done… After all, they seem to be able to produce “stuff” from all this hot air….maybe they can write some stuff too instead of doing maths. Thursday - We were supposed to be almost finished with the maths but instead we have whole ton of political types of problems that just seem to be pretty much a repetition of what’s already been said. For my part I find this both frustrating, boring and pointless. Posturing for the sake of it. I understand why it happens, I just don’t think of it as a very worthwhile enterprise. Either something’s worth doing or it isn’t - why make it any more complicated than that? The result is that I found myself literally running up the platform at Paddington for the almost last train home, which was instantly delayed and left me standing around the platform much like at the beginning of the week - bleeding freezing….
The RC is off tomorrow and already trouble is brewing. We are about to crash headlong into a brick wall of stoppage brought about deliberately it would seem, by those who like to sit and talk and not really do. I’ve learned a couple of very useful things as a result.
A) “Factores sunt non project actoribus” Thus… “Nil illegitimi carborundum” or possibly “descendite ne illegitimi” And as Galileo once said…. B) “et adhuc movetur”… Although I suspect what he actually said was “eppure si muove” having agreed under pain of death and just to shut the talkers up, that the world is flat. He knew full well otherwise of course. My only excuse for sharing this shizzle… I’m tired. Leave me alone and let me sleep.
Very Bad Things.. and a light at the end of the tunnel
The 29th of September was a very long time ago - given that we’re now on the sixth day of November. It’s almost as if October didn’t exist!? and for a large part of it, I kind of wish it didn’t.
However - this particular job only has about 4 weeks worth of life left in it, and honestly - thank heavens for that for I fear if I continue in this vein my marbles won’t just be lost, but rolled away down a fissure in the very crust of the earth never to be seen or heard of ever again.
To say that times have been tough would be to understate somewhat. I have lost a couple of close frolleagues to other (almost certainly less interesting) work, or better yet to retirement, where I have no doubt that even now, the devil will be making work for such idle hands. That in itself was traumatic enough - but the pile of sh..tuff that I’ve had to deal with since then has been some of the worst I’ve known.
One blinding light of good luck was a slipage in the timeline (on the clients side) which meant that my week in the sun (planned for the week after delivering our proposal) actually happened during the week when we were at our most insane - and I was fortunate enough to miss it. This didn’t stop me feeling the pain of those I left behind - and it was clearly painful. It seems no matter how much effort went in, “things” conspired against us. Still, at least they all got plenty of sleep…. afterwards.
So with 4 or 5 weeks left, that light at the end of the tunnel is what’s keeping me interested. Along with the cash - which is afterall what jobs like this particular one are only about. And that, is very sad.
In the meantime - lets see about shutting down Skype - that’s easy enough….
Blessedly it’s the weekend. A game of golf is on the cards which has been terribly badly organised by Shep - so will make for a most entertaining time, I have no doubt.
The work is hard still - too much time spent away from home and this weeks only highlight being a new laptop. Still I trudge on with a dim light in the far distance as my guide through the tunnel that is “a job” in the conventional sense of the word.
One tiny point of note. This weeks hotel room included a Samsung device to manage your stay, order services and generally have a bit of a play on. Ordering room service worked flawlessly with the only human interaction being the poor bloke delivering the tray. Very antisocial. The robots are coming!! Won’t be long now.
I don’t know - sometimes the world is a odd place, and it twists and turns when you least expect it.
First things first - I am now making a concerted effort to write again. Sincere apologies to those that have been hanging on my every word, but I’m back, and scribbling furiously.
I’ve spent most of the last 12 months to-ing and fro-ing to London on a deal for the people I work for, which in the end amounted to nothing. This situation is disheartening at best and generally depressing at worst, but it’s also the nature of the job and so I shouldn’t really be too surprised.
The things that have surprised me though have been more related to the wider levels of morale and the consequences of commitments made long ago and far beyond my control. These decisions have trickled down and are now impacting more than a few of my friends and colleagues, some of whom have taken action to move on via one route or another. Sad days in relation to those that I’ve enjoyed working with. In particular I have to mention the badman, who has been inspirational in his ability to push on through and "not letting the buggers get you down" - as I believe it says on the back of Asil Nadir’s watch. I will miss him (although efficient targeting will mean, I’m sure I’ll get him next time round) ;-)
The result of this exodus seems to be an increase in workload for those that remain, and in the first instance I have no objection - just because I’ve been “filling” time somewhat since the loss of the last project I was working on. My more considered response has been more along the lines of “Holy crud!!” given that I’ve had to do a couple of +50 hour weeks which are no fun for anyone.
That said, I have had the privilege of two holidays so far this year, so I shouldn’t complain - and I do have a third on the horizon. I’m also making the most of the forthcoming bank holiday and turning it into the best part of 5 days combined with the opportunity to celebrate Mrs G’s birthday.
A few other items of note that I should mention…
Son’s trip to Ghana is proceeding well. He’s having a whale of a time by all accounts and seems to have take to teaching with a certain amount of gusto. Perhaps it will be the slot he’s been looking for, or perhaps he’ll find something completely different again once he returns from his more global travels which are scheduled to start in about a month. I’m only a little jealous.
Mrs G has successfully given up smoking (no pressure there), Daughter is loved up and Sister is getting married.
In tech news, I’ve procured a couple of new Kindle’s on the basis that I’ve been hankering after one for a while and Mrs G’s original one has finally given up the ghost. We’re both avid readers, and as I’m sure you’re aware, it’s perfect for reading in the sunshine - which most every other device/tablet etc. isn’t. Just waiting for a nice shiny case to arrive to keep it in now.
I’ve upgraded to iOS7 on my phone and tablet - the early beta’s were somewhat flaky, but at the 6th iteration it now appears to be mostly solid - and what little pain I do feel seems to be related existing iOS6 based apps that will require a little tweaking to run smoothly. Battery life WAS greatly improved in beta 5, although that also seems to be taking something of a hit again in beta 6. Still - only a month to go, and I’m sure the next version will have it back on track.
I’m also in line for a new device at work - which will be interesting for about 5 minutes and then will become my day-to-day work horse, largely forgotten when not in use.
Right, well - that’ll do for now. Much to do to get the first half of this week out of the way, so I’d best get on and do it.